At the risk of sounding crazy

This blogger is going to pretend that it's already 2013.

Yep, good ol' '13.  Good to get that awful 2012 out of the way. 

My Bold Prediction for Next Year

Don't Be Evol.

It won't be the end of the world.  But it'll make us wish it was.

Well, crap then.

Dan Orlovsky* may have cost the Colts Andrew Luck.

Huh.

Well, I think we all know what this means.

Dan Orlovsky with Rex Grossman as a backup.  I'm already prepared for it.



* And the refs.

Teen Idols

I was poking through a website that had a collection of pictures from the ultra-trashy Maury Povich show.  One of the episodes apparently had a teen girl who stated that her idol was Snooki. 


Yeesh.  When I was a teen my idols were 90s Jim Carrey and David Crane.



Edit:  Also, every reaction shot from the crowd has people looking shocked.  Umm, how many different types of "let's take a paternity test" can there be?  I have got to see this movie someday.

Tonight, the lights are off in North Korea

Oh wait, that's how it was all the time under Kim Il-Jong.  My mistake!

Tork Blog Athlete of the Day!

Congrats, Dan, on getting a win!  You're not an idiot.  You could play on my team any week!

(Except the Redskins when they've long eliminated themselves from the bottom five draft picks.)

You have one more win under your belt than John Beck.  And if you win another game, you'll tie the legendary Chris Weinke.

Finally, a board game for me.

C-jump

Oh, Think Geek!  Just when I think you're a collection of horrible Internet memes, you do something like this and almost redeem yourself.

Eh, who am I kidding.  I know I'll end up getting this a Cannoo.

This weekend.

I have yet to see this movie, though I read about it at Agony Booth. Supposedly the gang is going to read actual letters sent to Rifftrax HQ, so it should be fun.

Hope to see you there. Whichever day I show up.