Round 2

This is late, but here's the latest team to break my heart.

Yeah, the Caps have beaten them a couple times during the Ovechkin era, but that doesn't mean anything if the Caps go down 2 games to none after tonight.

I don't want to ...

unfairly group people together, but wrestling fans are freaken morons.

Shouting "WHAT!?" after each draft pick?  Why weren't those idiots beaten to death?!

As the kids would say, "Pwned!"

STUPID KIDS!  I'LL DESTROY THEM BEFORE THEIR GENERATION COMES INTO POW...Oh, but onto my latest embarrassment.

Damn, I just went from celebrating a rare Capitals game 7 victory to being embarrassed by Rosie O'Donnell's sock puppet account.

Oh well. 

Be honest

You totally call Chimera "Ultimate"

Nerd.

Congratulations!  That was a heck of a series

Update

I'll update my whiny hockey rant for when the Caps lose in the semis.

Update to the update:  Oh, what the heck!

Don't even try.

Yikes!

Joel Ward on the right.

Game Winner!

Dude

Ariane Friedrich

Sorry America, but I think I might be rooting for Germany in the Olympics this year. 


What are the Olympics again?

What is this mess?

Blogger just changed how I ... do whatever it is I do with this blog.

I hate that. I just vomit words onto the correct text box and push the publish button without proofreading or asking myself whether what I just wrote would horribly embarrass me or drive people away. I mean, do I really need to post my location? Heck no!

Actually, now that I actually poked around, it's just the same stuff.  Only arranged differently.  Whatever.  It's too white.  Damn you, fright white!  What if I have a headache!?

* - Also

Jaromir Jagr should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Game Seven

I hate this team myself.

I was just happy to see them in the playoffs after this year. Then Holtby had to be incredibly hot. Suddenly it looked like this team had the hot goalie for once. Beating the defending Cup chance would have been the biggest thing the Caps did since, well, the last time they beat the Bruins. In 1998, the Caps won in the first round FOR FREAKIN' ONCE since I've followed them and they were suddenly the top seed because the sixth, seventh, and eight place seeds prevailed. As crushing as it was to watch Esa Tikkanen miss that empty net in the Finals, I was just happy that the Caps just got that far.

I hate game sevens. I'm still scarred by the 1995 playoffs where the Caps got hot thanks partially to their goalie Jim Carey, led the Penguins in the series 3-1, and lost. I was so cocky that I said something like, "Tonight will be the Penguins last game" for three straight games.

I fully expect Wednesday night will be a blow out. Washington will turn its attention to RG3 the next day.

ARR GEE THREE! ARR GEE THREE!

Colts have confirmed that they're going with Luck, so it's time to sell those Redskins RG3 jerseys!


I just wanted an excuse to post this all-time classic youtube video. "OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO!"

I found this amusing.

I also found it two months late, but that's pretty fast for me to discover something.

Super Bill

Man, if I can ever get the July Music Video thing started again I'll have to have an all-rap year.

I've got a lot of what it takes to get along!

Look at this picture that just popped up on my dashboard.

Finally, all my hard work has payed off. Once these books sell out I'll be practically retired.

NHL Playoffs start Wednesday night.

Here is the latest team that will break my heart. Jerks.

Pfft, Boston. What kind of sports town is that? Who do they think they are? Acting all cool because they win all the championships! They don't impress me!

Oh sure, you may have this, but you'll never have something that the Washington D.C. area has!

And that is

Some things.

1) Yes, that was probably the dumbest entry of my blog yet. (At least that I'm aware of.)

2) No, I don't read Reddit.

3) Whenever I do something outrageous, I usually chicken out a bit and try to bury it a bit. Hence the google image search for distraction.

4) I'm totally rocking a general's hat.

5) Most of the GIS entries for "distraction" show hot women, which would be in bad taste.

6) People don't actually read this blog, right? I'm just amusing myself, I think.

7) I just remember, this is the internet. Here's something distracting.

New name

Why? Because I'm the real leader behind the War on Women! For you see, I'm one of the founding members of...

The Patriarchy!

I hate girl parts. HATE THEM! Hate them because I lust after them all the time! What is up with them? Do you see lips in front of your nose? Your ears? Do you see lips in front of your mouth!? I think not!

I spend all my time thinking of ways to control them. I'm practicing with this stapler between typing. One day, ONE DAY, I will conquer all yonic kind!

GOOD DRAWINGED!

Just saw this on twitter. Here's a set of MST3k characters. Including Tork Blog favorites like Nick and Sam Casey.

This Week in Entertainment (April 2012)

The Three Stooges movie comes out this week, made by the guy who made Dumb and Dumber. All the hype about the movies seems to focus on a model dressed as a nun, so I'm not expecting much from it. At least it's got to be better than Snow White and the Three Stooges, huh?

These kids today!

I don't like our local wizards and witches running around with lightsabers. What are they teaching these kids?

Playoffs?!

I admit that I kind of rooted against the 2011-2012 Caps early on.  I mean, if I had to watch this team fail miserably in the post-season again... but now that Boudreau is gone and the team has sneaked in, eh, let's have fun with the final 4-7 games of the season.

How about that Ryan Leaf.

He was arrested in Montana AGAIN.

Every time Peyton Manning's career is brought up, this messed-up guy has to be mentioned at some point.


(Why yes, I am nervous about trading up to get RG3.)