Thursday, May 20, 2010

Update

This blog is still alive. Really. I've just been very unmotivated lately. Sorry about that. Sooner or later I'll get back into habit.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Marvel at Binxie!


Here's there amazing one-toothed, silly cat. His name is Binx, Binxie, Binkerton Boodles, Senior Stinky Doodles, Darth Binx, Little Harkonnen Snotface, The Smelly Cat and the list goes on.
Isn't he cute?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

New Rule

If you leave a comment, don't be anonymous or I'm deleting your comment. I'm sick of spammers who don't have the decency to pretend they're not spammers. At least be creative with your identity.

This Week In Entertainment (3/16/10)

My Pick of the Week is MST3k: Volume 17. It has the very first Comedy Channel episode, The Crawling Eye, as well as Blood Waters of Dr. Z, The Beatniks, and The Final Sacrifice.



Also out this week in theaters is a 3D movie about space and stuff.


On DVD is this Best of Mr. Bean set. That means no clips from the movies.

Whaaa?

More like Sonic Who the Heck Cares?


That's it for this week. This is Tork, signing off.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Next Week in Entertainment (if it was a week before (3/12/10))

I think someone just called me out.


My Pick of the Week is this DVD of Super Bowl 44 because it was a good one. Not great, but better than the last two for sure. And who doesn't love Manning choking at the worst time?


In theaters is a film that I hope is quickly forgotten if the spoilers I've heard are true. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

A documentary about how screenwriting should be very interesting since there's probably tons of crap we never see in the final product. I guess this movie depends upon whether it's self-serving or not.

No she's not. Shut up!


Probably the most boring movie ever. At least from the title.

Now you're just trying too hard.

Nothing says Japan at War like a smoking mushroom cloud on the cover.

Super Commie Man. No, really. It's based on an alternate reality comic series.

One of these days they're going to make a live action Batman movie with Harle in it. And the harlequinn cosplay will be magnificent.

The man knew how to make a bacon cheeseburger, I'll give him that.

Brilliant marketing idea: Making me buy this movie just to find out what the first is.



On the video game front this week is Final Fantasy XIII for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. Enjoy your latest cutscene, angsty teenage fest, you graphic whores!

Us Nintendo fans will be content to download Final Fantasy 2 for Virtual Console. (Note: I'm not downloading it. Not that great a game, to be honest.)

This Week in Entertainment (Guest host edition)

Nothing entertaining is happening. Anywhere.

Go back to your dull, miserable lives.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mark Your Calendars

In case you have nothing better to do. For the first time in a while, TV is worth watching again.




June 10th, 2010.


That's when Rebirth will air. It's the first episode of Futurama since 2003. If I'm not lazy at all, I'll give my take on it, including a letter grade.


Please have plenty of Morbo, guys!