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Tork: You're killing me off!!! But I'm the most popular character!!
PM: Actually I did a poll. You rank behind 42, the cow, h_wood, and IamWritersBlock. The "pleh" incident cost you at least a percentage point.
Tork: Leaving me with...?
PM: 1 percent...if you round up...liberally.
Tork: ...1 percent? 1 PERCENT!!! ... All right!! I'm number one! I'm number one!
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I knew it! Stop oppressing me oppressor!
1 comment:
You know, if I was really "The One Percent", I'd totally embrace it and troll the OWS movement. I wouldn't just dump job applications on them. I'd buy a diamond cane, pinky ring, monocle. I'd adopt Mr. Burns's mannerisms. I'd rent hookers that cost more than OWS members' whole life incomes and make a comment about "at least I asked her permission." I'd implant a chip in my throat so I can get the BWAHAHA just right.
Dammit, my fantasy world is so much better.
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