Wednesday, April 11, 2012

New name

Why? Because I'm the real leader behind the War on Women! For you see, I'm one of the founding members of...



The Patriarchy!

I hate girl parts. HATE THEM! Hate them because I lust after them all the time! What is up with them? Do you see lips in front of your nose? Your ears? Do you see lips in front of your mouth!? I think not!

I spend all my time thinking of ways to control them. I'm practicing with this stapler between typing. One day, ONE DAY, I will conquer all yonic kind!

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