I'm on top of that.

One of the big trends in electronics is THREE D! No, really. It's the future! We're all going to have 3-dimensional televisions by the end of the year, and watch sports in one, two, three dimensions!

Sure, there are some naysayers out there who are holding back progress by saying stuff. Stuff like, "this is a dumb fad that's failed before. Again and again." But not me. Starting now, I'm converting this blog to 3D. I will work on this day and night just to meet the November sales of televisions. I promise this, even if this means I will be posting less.

In the meantime, please purchase your glasses. You'll need them.

Tork's Picks: Wild Card Weekend

Let's just get this season over with.

I'll take Jets over Cincinnati
Dallas over Philly
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New England over Baltimore
Arizona over Green Bay

This Week In Entertainment (1/6/10)

It would be nice if I could start this year off with a bang but there isn't much to go with.

I'll pick Final Fight 3 for the Virtual Console. It's...I don't know, just a sequel to the original SNES beat em up.


In theaters is Bitch Slap, a movie about aping Quentin Tarantino and not much else, apparently.

On DVD, why do they make Michelle Trachenberg the star in movies? What exactly has she done?

I'm not sure what the Elvis Presley Gladiators is about but I'm sure it was important to winning the Cold War, or something.

Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus, because girls just love to brush the hair of their ponies! Well, there are exceptions...

I heard it sucked, for the most part.

And now, a meditation on the NFC East

Gotta love how Lawrence Taylor's shilling for NutraSystem.

Yeah, get the cokehead to do weight loss ads! That doesn't invite any jokes!

Yeah, I know Tork would prefer a post that bashes the Cowboys, but you take the victories where you get them.

Tork's Picks Week 17

Only about four or five weeks left to go.


I'll take:

Indianapolis over Buffalo
Jacksonville over Cleveland
Chicago over Detroit
StL over San Francisco
Pittsburgh over Miami
NY Giants over Minnesota
Atlanta over Tampa Bay
New Orleans over Carolina
New England over Houston
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Philadelphia over Dallas
Kansas City over Denver
Baltimore over Oakland
Arizona over Green Bay
San Diego over Washington
Tennessee over Seattle
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Cincinnati over NY Jets

Tork's Blog Person of the Year for 2009!

And the winner is.....Tad Tadlock!




Congratulations!



Runner up: Elizabeth Lambert. Sure, you're a horrible person on field. But that doesn't mean you didn't capture my heart with your bare fist.





Anti-person of the Year: The jerk who invented the word "funemployment"

Happy 2010!

I was going to make a joke about how those 2000 glasses are now messed up, but I see some nerds already beat me to it. Pssh, this is why nerds need a good beaten. Leave the jokes to us professional bloggers, guys.