About Sandra Fluke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for being yourself.  I could hug you for the hard work you're doing.

Oh goody, another one of these.

The names are changed to protect the delusional.

To the Citizens of the United States and the United States Government.
We are Buttfart.
In the past few months, our collective has been organizing the operation known as Operation Blackout. Part of the operation’s purpose was to alert the people of the coming bill that was to be called the Stop Online Piracy Act.
This Act would give Congress the power to censor any internet website they wish without consent from the Citizens of the United States. This act would’ve also had the power to jail any person who infringed on its new copyright law for an equivalence of five years. This copyright law would’ve had the power to destroy social networking sites such as Facebook and YouTube. Video gameplay and free movies would cease to exist.
However, Operation Blackout was a success. As a collective, we’ve managed to spread the word and alert the masses. Internet giants such as Google, Wikipedia, and Reddit became hand-in-hand with us as we all managed to make an impact on the decisions of our, “free government”. But as we’ve seen with Megaupload, the government may not need a bill to be passed to get their way. Other operations we’ve conducted over this time period have awaken the people to the nightmare that is the United States Government. Sections 1031 and 1032 of the National Defense Authorization Act have been ratified. Yet we face new threats.
The United States Government is seeking to pass the Cyber Security Act of 2012. This act is as Orwellian as it sounds; it will endanger our collective and we will not stand by and watch while this government of lies prepares to take away our freedoms. The National Security Agency insists on labeling us as a leaderless, terrorist organization. The question is, “who do we terrorize?”. Can it possibly be that the United States government is truly scared of us? Nevertheless, The time for action is now.
Our collective has realized, along with many United States citizens, that the current government is no longer functional. Our economy is unstable, our representatives uncooperative, and our system, destroyed.
We are not calling upon the collective to deface or use a distributed denial of service attack on a United States government agency website or affiliate. We are not calling upon the people to occupy a city or protest in front of a local building. This has not brought on us any legislative change or alternate law. It has only brought us bloodshed and false criticism. For the last 12 years, voting was useless. Corporations and lobbyists are the true leaders of this country and are the ones with the power to control our lives. To rebuild our government, we must first destroy it.
Our time for democracy is here.
Our time for real change is here.
This is America’s time, to have its own revolution.
Therefore, Buttfart has decided to openly declare war on the United States government. This is a call to arms. We call upon the Citizens of the United States to stand beside us in overthrowing this corrupted body and call upon a new era. Our allegiance is to the American people, because they are us, and we are them.
Operation V, engaged.
We are Buttfart.
We are Americans.
We never Forgive.
We never Forget.
To the United States government, it’s too late to expect us.

 You know what I can't get enough of?  Radical ninnies who think they can gather hoi polloi to fight their big, glorious revolutions for them.



Keep wearing those stupid masks, idiots.

Finally, a candidate I can endorse.

Go SMOD! 

About SOPA

As someone who opposed PPACA, let me just say:  You SOPA opponents are all a bunch of racists and you deserve to be physically harmed for opposing such an awesome law. 

There, see how you like it.



Also, what if wiki shut down and nobody cared?

About that guy whose last name rhymes with "eeee o"

Christianity will survive him (and his team, remember?) losing on Saturday.  It's just football. 

My biggest fear about the whole thing was that people were just building him up.  Well, he's a person.  People fail.  And the last thing Christians should do is bet their faith on the outcome of a sports game. 

This whole thing just morphed into identity politics.  "So-and-so shares my beliefs, and if so-and-so triumphs, that validates me!"  Well one thing I've learned about human nature is that people who become disillusion about their beliefs don't seek more moderate beliefs.  They will seek the opposition.  I flipped through ESPN and they showed some kid talking about how that guy inspired him.  I just cringed at the idea of the kid losing faith when he realized that that guy can't throw a football properly.

That guy is most likely a great role model, but he's a crummy quarterback.   We need less cults of personalities, and Christianity already has a Messiah.


Another problem with the whole thing is the pop-song effect. Yeah, not everybody likes that new song you like.  It may be fresh to you, but someone else could already be sick of it. 



On the other side of the issue:  "LOL, people who take their faith seriously!  What a bunch of mooks!" 

You know, we pick our enemies.  That's your enemy, huh? 

My Bold Prediction for Next Year

Don't Be Evol.

It won't be the end of the world.  But it'll make us wish it was.

I am the 99

slices of American cheese eater!

99...

98...

97...

Concerning one Hank Williams, Jr.

Dummy.

And no, one's free speech doesn't trump another's free speech or freedom to associate.


So what have we learned?

Never share your political opinions.  Because it'll always turn out to be dumb.  In fact, if you feel the compulsion to share your political opinions with others, you're most likely really immature. 

Wait, why wasn't this on the news?

I don't care if it's from a video game.  To me, this really happened.




Too bad her political enemies know her weakness:  giant cages dropped from above.

That's nice.

I'm going to show you this part of a comment.  Just skim it, and try to imagine where it's from.

Ok, ready?

The friggen sports section about a game played when I was eleven.

Isn't that something?

Gee willikers.

(I can't even find the comment that sparked this one.)


You know, I have a private joke that I say in my head whenever somebody craps a load of talking points at an area where nobody was discussing politics.

"Gee, I was all ready to go all in and vote for party A, but since I read these talking points at a random place on the Internet, I've completely changed my mind!"

San Francisco banning things

Or, something being done to those things. It's on the ballot and it's for infants.

I'm curious if this kind of thing will create a new minority. And which side I would be on. I need to know whether or not I can shout "Oppression!"

And I will only vote for people* based on whether there amount of down there skin matches mine. Because that's what identity politics is about.

* - Unless it's a woman running, I guess. See, women have it so easy...

Hey, it's cool now.

That must be worth a fortune!

I just found 14 trillion dollar bills under my mattress. America's debt problems are solved*!

I don't demand anything for my generous donations. I just love the country. However, if someone wouldn't mind checking off this long list of special requests...






* - For like a year.

How about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg

WHAT THE HELL!?

I didn't think the birth certificate was a big deal, but now that I've read it...



I can think of at least three things wrong with document.

Civil War, Part Deux

Who would have guessed it would start in Wisconsin? I blame the Super Bowl win. This country hasn't had a civil war in nearly 150 years but BAM! PACKERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!.... LET'S GET ALL STUPID AND VIOLENT! WHOO!


Oh well. If they bring back those hats, I hope they pick better colors than blue and grey. And that much more legs are kept. Ooh!, and update Glory Glory Hallelujah so it rocks.


This shows what I know. I always thought the next big war would be caused by video games, but we might still see that between nations so I'll keep my twenty on the table.

Tork's Blog Endorses H.R. 91

Because nothing knocks 'em dead more than references to incandescent light bulbs.

Dear people trying to exploit the Arizona shootings,

Go to hell. (But I don't mean that literally, since apparently having an opinion might cause random crazy people to do something!)



I lost good friends because they could no longer view their political opponents as anything but mere caricatures. And here we are with people pointing fingers long before any facts about the killer himself was established.

I'm so sick of the politicization of everything. I understand that politics is a part of life but the constant sophistry is ridiculous. This just in: There are people who disagree with you. About anything! If that's shocking, you're an idiot and you need to keep OUT of politics.

Although you probably can't tell from this blog, I'm an adult. But this whole thing has me scared. Really scared. What exactly is your endgame if you blame speech like this for causing near-political assassinations and the murder of many innocent bystanders? If you don't like debate, even passionate debate, there's always dictatorships.

A sniper is dead.

When this man was killing people for a month in October of 2002 in Montgomery County, P.G. County, and Virginia, I remember being scared of gas stations and white vans. Even when I was at work it seemed like I could get shot while taking the trash outside, and one of the shootings did happen while I was working. I missed a class because police were checking rows of cars after one of the shootings, holding up a professor.

Now this man has been executed.





Good.

The single issue that matters!

I don't like politics and I don't like the idea of posting my feelings on politics, but I would like to venture a post a day after the latest elections. As both political parties gear up for the mid-term grind, might I, a simple lazy blogger, suggest something?



Two words: Flying Cars.







Come on! It's an idea who's time has come. Just repeat this to yourself: "Who cares about (some dumb issue that both parties will be at odds over and won't ever be resolved), I got a flying car!"

I was going to say more, but I think that sums up my poin nicely. Sure, I admit that this is an argument a child would make, but listen:

"Who cares about abortion? I got my flying car!"
"Who cares about insurance? I got my flying car!"
"Who cares about taxes? I got my flying car!"
"Who cares about the environment? I got my flying car!"


Come on, politicians. Quit telling us how much you aren't the other guy. Pledge some vague support to flying cars and promise not to over-regulate out of existence. Give tax cuts to whoever or hire some bright people for your own damn car companies. Do it!

Or if not that, how about hover boards? I'd settle for that.

A trend I don't like.

Dear video game talking morons. The so-called journalists. Video games are fun. Politics are the anti-fun.

Stop trying to combine the two. Thank you.