Lucky kid.

I mean, not lucky about the bullying, but lucky about this particular story. I never got Art Monk to pay me a visit.

Just a thought.

I don't watch The Daily Show, so maybe this already happened. But if Stewart had any integrity, he would play the clip of himself complimenting Rachel Maddow's intelligence before doing that "mug the camera for five minutes" shtick he always does.


Still, I guess there's always hope that someone will take one of my essays seriously.

My Wii isn't working.

And Nintendo wants 75 bucks to repair it.




Great. Whatever.

Totally True Stories

Ok, one time Randy Beaman told his mom that there were monsters under his bed, only it wasn't monsters. It was Dan Snyder.


Ok, bye.

Speaking of bad ESPN writers...

If she's drunk than she's just askin' for it!

Tork's Blog Endorses H.R. 91

Because nothing knocks 'em dead more than references to incandescent light bulbs.

Yep, that's our team owner.

Dan Snyder is suing a small newspaper for compiling a list of dumb stuff he did as owner of the Redskins.

This article was written back in November. He's now suing.



I've already written off the Redskins winning the Super Bowl until we reach the XCs. Heck, I don't think we'll even make it to a damn NFC Championship game in the next forty years. Our best record since XXVI has been 10-6 a couple times. The franchise is a joke.