Thursday, September 15, 2011

A Typical Broadcast Day At The Simpsons Channel

There's a rumor that there could someday be a Simpsons channel. I've taken the liberty of programming the channel to save time for those involved:

The first 9 hours will be pretty good. Hours 10-14 will be wildly inconsistent. The next 5 hours will be absolutely dreadful, and the day will finish with the rest of the programming aiming for mediocrity because that's the best they can do.

Oh...and hour 13 is nothing but a National Geographic documentary featuring clips of a man repeatedly getting raped by a panda.

Monday, September 12, 2011

New Name


Fun fact:  Women ovulate whenever I hit the "publish post" button.