Do it for Bill

DO IT YOU -------!

Year Of Manos

First the goodies I'm getting from the Manos Restoration Project.

A pin

T-shirt

Plus my real name on the DVD/Blu Ray being released later this year. 


That's not all.  Today this was announced:

I'm five for five for showing up at Rifftrax Live shows.  I hope to make it six for six.

Mass Effect 3

So there's this space video game and some nerds are upset at the ending.  So they whined like nerds always do resulting in the company giving in to change the ending.

Nerd culture:  The worst culture.  I grew up unpopular but now I want to just wedgie the ---- out of my fellow geeks.  I remember bitching about Chrono Cross but I moved on ... mostly. 


I ask you, video game dorks:  If people accused you of being selfish crybabies, could you prove them wrong?

About Sandra Fluke.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for being yourself.  I could hug you for the hard work you're doing.

Found this picture

These two men are in charge of the Redskins.

Dan Snyder's body language says he's as comfortable around women as I am.

April 30th

Go SpaceX!

At least Gus Frerotte can't spoil this.

Last time the Skins drafted a Heismann winner, he won a Super Bowl!*   Now we're going to get RG3, and it only cost us three firsts and a second rounder.

Man, I can't wait until the Skins get back to a Super Bowl NFC Championship Game Playoffs firing the Shanahans.



* -  For the Packers.

Peyton, just retire.

You got your ring.  You don't need to kill yourself just to try to match your lucky younger brother.

And now... Tork's Poetry Corner

Of course this isn't mine.  But it's public domain, so nyeh nyeh.

The Charge of the Light Brigade

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Half a league, half a league,
 Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.

2.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
 Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.

3.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
 Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
 Rode the six hundred.

4.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
 All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
 Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
 Not the six hundred.

5.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
 Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
 Left of six hundred.

6.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
 All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
 Noble six hundred.

 There.  Now no one can accuse me of not attempting to class up the joint every once in a while.

Now there's an oxymoron.

High-quality...wiki articles.

Angelique Kent, I am so disappointed in you.

Oh goody, another one of these.

The names are changed to protect the delusional.

To the Citizens of the United States and the United States Government.
We are Buttfart.
In the past few months, our collective has been organizing the operation known as Operation Blackout. Part of the operation’s purpose was to alert the people of the coming bill that was to be called the Stop Online Piracy Act.
This Act would give Congress the power to censor any internet website they wish without consent from the Citizens of the United States. This act would’ve also had the power to jail any person who infringed on its new copyright law for an equivalence of five years. This copyright law would’ve had the power to destroy social networking sites such as Facebook and YouTube. Video gameplay and free movies would cease to exist.
However, Operation Blackout was a success. As a collective, we’ve managed to spread the word and alert the masses. Internet giants such as Google, Wikipedia, and Reddit became hand-in-hand with us as we all managed to make an impact on the decisions of our, “free government”. But as we’ve seen with Megaupload, the government may not need a bill to be passed to get their way. Other operations we’ve conducted over this time period have awaken the people to the nightmare that is the United States Government. Sections 1031 and 1032 of the National Defense Authorization Act have been ratified. Yet we face new threats.
The United States Government is seeking to pass the Cyber Security Act of 2012. This act is as Orwellian as it sounds; it will endanger our collective and we will not stand by and watch while this government of lies prepares to take away our freedoms. The National Security Agency insists on labeling us as a leaderless, terrorist organization. The question is, “who do we terrorize?”. Can it possibly be that the United States government is truly scared of us? Nevertheless, The time for action is now.
Our collective has realized, along with many United States citizens, that the current government is no longer functional. Our economy is unstable, our representatives uncooperative, and our system, destroyed.
We are not calling upon the collective to deface or use a distributed denial of service attack on a United States government agency website or affiliate. We are not calling upon the people to occupy a city or protest in front of a local building. This has not brought on us any legislative change or alternate law. It has only brought us bloodshed and false criticism. For the last 12 years, voting was useless. Corporations and lobbyists are the true leaders of this country and are the ones with the power to control our lives. To rebuild our government, we must first destroy it.
Our time for democracy is here.
Our time for real change is here.
This is America’s time, to have its own revolution.
Therefore, Buttfart has decided to openly declare war on the United States government. This is a call to arms. We call upon the Citizens of the United States to stand beside us in overthrowing this corrupted body and call upon a new era. Our allegiance is to the American people, because they are us, and we are them.
Operation V, engaged.
We are Buttfart.
We are Americans.
We never Forgive.
We never Forget.
To the United States government, it’s too late to expect us.

 You know what I can't get enough of?  Radical ninnies who think they can gather hoi polloi to fight their big, glorious revolutions for them.



Keep wearing those stupid masks, idiots.

Geese are jerks.

Seriously.  Ducks are cool.  Swans are cool.  Seagulls are loud and obnoxious, but I give them a pass.

But geese?  Total jerks.  Such arrogant little suckers, too.