Monday, October 24, 2011

Back to the Future....4!

I remember long ago when the Internet was young...well not that young, but 1999-2002 was a long time ago, right?  Anyway, there was a Back to the Future 4 website, with a picture hinting at Doc Brown and Clara having a new adventure.  Well, it obviously never happened.  Probably for the best, since it's really Michael J. Fox's series, and he was already suffering from Parkinson's Disease.  The only chance at new Back to the Future adventures was the animated series, which I think is still not available.

But it was not over for the series.  Telltale Games, which is the Lucas Arts of its time, has made several series of episodic click and pick adventure games.  20 bucks for this Wii title.  I'd love to own a Back to the Future game that doesn't suck.  (Still bitter, NES version.  And I only rented you.)


Oh, and I still want a hoverboard. 

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Washington Wizards Basketball Team

Oh yeah, people realized that basketball has sucked since Jordan left so they cancelled the season.  Haw!

The Washington Redskins Football Team

Just get it over with and hire Rypien's daughter to QB your team.  

(By the way, how does this league even work?  I can only imagine the fans showing up to the games wearing trenchcoats.)

The Washington Capitals Hockey Team

Please don't do this.  Please, please don't.

Please don't get the top seed for the third straight year, before failing to make your own conference finals.  Don't.  Either be a legit team or just fail now.  I can't take another punch in the stomach by you guys.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Kiss...Marty Schottenheimer's...Ring

Marty Schottenheimer finally won a championship game in a pro football league.  Oh sure, the UFL may not be the NFL, and it may have just cut its season from 6 games to 4, and it's in millions of dollars of debt...


The important thing is that the Virginia Destroyers are the UFL champs, and Marty has a ring.  (This league does give rings, right?)

Marty got a ring before Snyder or the Chargers.  Haw!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

So, this is a thing



Huh.  On the plus side, they released all the Columbia shorts on DVD.  And no Sean Penn.

Edit:  I think I have my fat comedians mixed up.  Disregard previous thing here.
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I'm alive!  Now let's never talk about these last few posts again.

Friday, October 14, 2011

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Homer went blind.  I think I lost all my senses.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

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I'm out of aspirin!  I'm out of gatdamn aspirin!

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Think of what I could have done with the money I didn't earn from work today!  Someone please stop me!

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My arm.  My arm.  Myarm!

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I.  I have to go to work.  But I can't stop what I started...

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My chest.  This is awful.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

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I don't feel too good...

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I am the 99

slices of American cheese eater!



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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Concerning one Hank Williams, Jr.

Dummy.

And no, one's free speech doesn't trump another's free speech or freedom to associate.


So what have we learned?

Never share your political opinions.  Because it'll always turn out to be dumb.  In fact, if you feel the compulsion to share your political opinions with others, you're most likely really immature. 

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

What I've been up to lately.



I've been thinking about the future.  Now, contrary to what those of you who love and adore me may think, I won't live forever.  So I'm doing what anybody in my position would do:  I'm giving my money to talented people who may actually do something. 

In this case, I've made pledges to three different kickstarter projects.  Kickstarter makes me nervous because I'm worried I'll give money to a scam artist, but for now I think I made some good choices.  The above clip is a promo to three different documentaries.  The man has already made a documentary about text adventure games and an old Internet bulletin board system, and I got a coin for contributing the former.  (Haven't seen the latter.)  I've pledged enough to the current project that I'll receive a credit in all three proposed documentaries.  How about that?  I may get an entry in the Internet Movie Database.*

* -  Nah.  I'll just have my name listed among a sea of others at the end of each documentary.  Still cool, though.

Another project I contribute a little cash too is a Video Game Museum to be opened in Las Vegas.  One of the rewards for pledging is a ticket to go once it's open.  I really hope to go next year.  We'll see.

The last is a short movie called Troll Bridge.  It's about a really old Conan the Barbarian type fighting against rock creatures.  Really crossing my fingers on this one.

I won't pretend that I'm some kind of philanthropist since I get something back if the projects go through and I get refunded if the projects don't.  Still, I like what I've seen so far, and hopefully there will be more good projects in the future.

Monday, October 3, 2011

The Tork is going to Vegas!

So pack his bags and tell the waitresses I'm looking for a wife!


(Next year.)