Just to pile on the Capitals...

How the hell did he miss?!?!  This is the worst moment of my sports watching career.  I'm going to die before seeing the Caps get back to the semi-finals let alone finals.

The worst part is we probably would have only lost the Stanley Cup Finals four games to one instead of four games to zero.  Still, EFFF this game.

Poor Bruce

Maybe you were just the Marty Schottenheimer of the NHL: You're great one part of the season, but you fold quickly when it really matters.  But the important thing is, while the team fired you today, I fired you a long time ago!


Tork's Blog welcomes cheap shot artist Dale Hunter as the Caps new head coach.  At least he knew what it was like to get to the semi-finals round (twice) and beyond (once).

Hey, about that Stats feature?

Interesting...wait, what was "For no good reason..."?

Ah, cheesecake.  But why would this be the biggest post entry of lately?

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OH, YUCK!   Nobody touch this blog.  You might get hepatitis.


This is the worst week of my life.  The worst.

Money's too tight for steak.

Sorry, just learned today that things are going to have to change around here.

#1 -  We're going back to the old title.  Except I can't afford apostrophes anymore.

#2 - Co-contributers are going to have to write for free.  I don't get a paycheck, neither do you.

#3 -  No more Simpsons references.  Those royalty checks are expensive, man, and you know how much it costs to make a 25 year old show go on.  For now on, original jokes. 

#4 - Do you like advertisements?  I sure hope someone does!  (Brought to you by Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.)

#4b  I didn't get any money from Kraft, but I hope if I do that often enough someone will give me money.

#5  I apologize if I sound any more bitter than the past year in future posts.  I hope to continue making content that has nothing to do about personal life crap that no one cares about.

#6  I should go straight to heaven for not punching the guy who invented the word "funemployment" in the face.

Boy, look at the time.

I sure have produced a lot of great content, haven't I?

A Scary Story

Ok, on Sunday I was cleaning my room when I found an envelope.  It was one from my credit union.  So, I opened thinking that it was yet another thing asking me to buy some insurance.  But instead, it was a new ATM card!  My previous credit union ATM card had expired three months ago and I wasn't even aware! 


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Luckily, I didn't have to activate it or anything.  It was good to go.   But let this be a warning to you!