SALAD IS MURDER!!!

An ethics panel in Switzerland is arguing that arbitrary killing of plants is wrong.

The winner in this weird creation of Plants Rights? FAT PEOPLE! Finally, an excuse to avoid eating salads! Pass me some more chicken nuggets!

Someone likes Edison!

A Minnesotan Republican congresswoman has introduced a bill that seeks to repeal the ban on the incandescent light bulb.


You know why? Because she luuuuuuuuuuuvs Thomas Edison! He's so dreamy!



Fight the power!

America's Greatest Monster

is Thomas Edison!


Thankfully, the US congress passed a law to ban the eeeeevil incandescent light bulb by 2020.


The biggest winners? Kids, because this ban will save Santa!






Rot in hell, Thomas.

Europe Quickie (6/7/07)

The EU is planning to ban old barometers because they have mercury in them.



Say, do you know what also has mercury in it?

Congress Quickie

Congress is trying to mandate fluorecent lightbulbs everywhere. (You need to login to see the article.)

Get the government out of my bedroom! And bathroom! Stay away from my Kitchen! Get outta my Basement! And so forth, I think you get the joke.

Europe Quickie (4/1/07)

Recently it's been revealed that there's a handbook for the EU banning government spokesmen from saying jihad, fundamentalist, or Islamic within seven words of the word terrorists. Jihad is to be avoided altogether.

England Quickie

Prince Charles believes the key to health is to ban McDonald's food.


Maybe they'll finally put the Hamburglar behind bars.

A possible hat trick

Greenpeace is telling India to ban the incandecent lightbulb.


I guess old lightbulbs are the new CFCs.

Australia Quickie

Australia is considering banning the old kind of lightbulbs in favor of new ones.



Apparently, something big is going to happen in 2012!

California Quickie (1/31/07)

Yesterday, a California lawmaker considered a bill that would ban old school lightbulbs by 2012.





THANK GOD!