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Friday, April 13, 2007

Women Who I've Had a Crush On #2




One day during the summer of 1995(?) my parents bought The Flintstones movie. Before then I had read the critic in my high school paper and he called the movie horrible. Because of that I was prepared for a terrible movie and I even protested getting the movie.

We went back to our trailer in Delaware and watched it, and it turned out to be not bad. It had a couple good gags here and there, and the movie survived the fact that the plot was just a few sitcom cliches stapled together.

Of course, probably one reason why I liked the movie was Halle Berry's character. She is a very attractive woman. After that movie I quickly memorized her name and any movie commercial that she was in would catch my attention.

Sadly, she seems to pick terrible movies to star in. I don't even have to bring up her superhero starring role, do I? And even though I find her attractive, that doesn't mean I want to see Swordfish. But I'll always remember her for making the Flintstones movie awesome.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Black History Month Essay #1




My essay is about Halle Berry. She is a great woman. My essay will show that. Let us begin.

Halle was born in 1966. As a young woman, Halle was a cheerleader. All cheerleaders are beauty queens, so she represented the US in the Miss World Pageant in 1986. This served her well for later.

She eventually moved on to acting. Her breakout role was that hot woman in The Flintstones Movie. She proved she was a great actress by singlehandedly saving the movie. She also showed courage by not taking her name off the credits of BAPS and having a silly haircut in Bullworth.

Her most famous movie, and the won she won a Oscar for, was X-Men. No one could wear a white wig like her or stand around in the background. People are still quoting her famous line, "The same thing that happens to everything else!" Her character was notable for the stuff that could happen in front of her. Nobody but Halle could have turned on the waterworks like her.

Later, Halle went back to her cheerleading roots to be naughty enough to take the role for Swordfish. And she went back to her beauty queen origins for her role for Catwoman, or something.

This woman was no "Jinx" to good, quality films! Audiences are no "Perfect Stranger" to her, and she is definitely a "Class Act."