Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Black History Month Essay #1




My essay is about Halle Berry. She is a great woman. My essay will show that. Let us begin.

Halle was born in 1966. As a young woman, Halle was a cheerleader. All cheerleaders are beauty queens, so she represented the US in the Miss World Pageant in 1986. This served her well for later.

She eventually moved on to acting. Her breakout role was that hot woman in The Flintstones Movie. She proved she was a great actress by singlehandedly saving the movie. She also showed courage by not taking her name off the credits of BAPS and having a silly haircut in Bullworth.

Her most famous movie, and the won she won a Oscar for, was X-Men. No one could wear a white wig like her or stand around in the background. People are still quoting her famous line, "The same thing that happens to everything else!" Her character was notable for the stuff that could happen in front of her. Nobody but Halle could have turned on the waterworks like her.

Later, Halle went back to her cheerleading roots to be naughty enough to take the role for Swordfish. And she went back to her beauty queen origins for her role for Catwoman, or something.

This woman was no "Jinx" to good, quality films! Audiences are no "Perfect Stranger" to her, and she is definitely a "Class Act."

2 comments:

wurwolf said...

Thanks, Poke!

The Mickey said...

This seems racist somehow....