Monday, July 9, 2007

This Week In Entertainment (7/08/07)



My Pick of the Week is The Film Crew's debute effort. Go out and buy a copy now. In fact, by several copies. Hopefully this will be a hit and we'll see more then four episodes.

Also out this week is Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in theaters. Hope the series doesn't lose any steam.

Ummmmmm, whaaaaaa?

More repackaged Three Stooges stuff.

A U2 concert in Mexico.

Not a big list, but the first two items are huge. Please get yourself a copy of Hollywood After Dark.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Music Video #8



OBJECTION! How can a band be known as Fatboy if it's also Slim?! THAT IS A CONTRADICTION! Their music video is The Rockafeller Skank. The video is four minutes of skankdom and can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvnHtO6daQM .

After watching it the first time, I guess my job is easy today. There's only about fourteen lyrics repeated until the video ends.

The video starts with some guys with spikey hair and collars running away from a supermarket. They run by a blonde woman in car. I like her haircut. Unfortunately after watching her drive a little bit she disappears from the video, unless she dyes her hair black at some poin.

Then we see some guys with afros dance around a really lame transformer. I think it's a law that funk soul brothers have to have afros. They go to a house where they meet a cowboy who flips a coin and the coin freezes time until it lands. Then the FSBs start FSBing all around the house.

Half way through the song Fatboy Slim must have noticed how repetitive they've been, so the song starts to slow down. A tv gets kicked and now we're at a bar. We see one of the guys from the beginning walk by and then there's a woman with a similar haircut to the blonde sit down to who I think was one of the FSBs. She places a r on the table, and in the neatest thing in the video, we cut to various close ups of various billboards which spell out the lyrics.

At some poin there's a fat cowboy lip syncing to the lyrics. Probably Fatboy but where's Slim?

There's a close up of a jukebox that just happens to have this song. That was quick.

The song speeds up. People pop gum. Fat cowboy breaks his glass with his hand. Then we're at a beach!

The awesome part is where the lyrics are spelled out like a ransom note. The second awesome part is the blonde, except when she shakes her head. There's cute and there's too cute, and she threatens to cross the line a couple times.

The song doesn't last long enough to get annoying, so it's ok. The video is ok too.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Music Video #7


Today's music video is done by a band that is famous for one of it's letters around. This is Only by Nine In Backwards-N ails and it's only four and a half minutes long.

It can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMUUXUTq8KU

Ok, video is over. The visuals aren't as neat as the fractured realities in the first music video I saw this month, but it's pretty good. It's very simple, too. While the camera occasionally looks at a cup of coffee, a lap top, and kinetic balls, most of the music video is about the lead singer showing up in 3d pin art, whatever that's called.

From what I gathered from the refrain (there is no you, only me), the song is about a psycho. Or a psychopath. I keep forgetting which one is which.

Second go through, the first verse seems to confirm a theme. It's all about withdrawing from the world and becoming transparent.

The latter part of the song has him talking about picking at a scab. Dope. That'll just leave a scar, then you'll feel ugly and become even more willing to be a psycho(path)!

I like the part where the camera follows the kinetic balls slamming down. I also think the best visual is when the guy walks foward in the 3d pin art.

Neat video. Ok song.


Friday, July 6, 2007

Music Video #6


Everything is better with monkeys! That's why today's video is done by a group named the Gorillaz. The song is DARE, which is presumably about avoiding drugs, which is odd for a band. It's about five minutes long.

It can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCy928QJCDE

Oh crap! Anime! KILL IT! SEND IT BACK TO HELL! Also, there's some fat guy who's doing an impersonation of Jan in the Pan. I couldn't make out the lyrics because I suck at doing so.

Ok, on second watch the anime kid opens up a sliding wall and turns on the giant severed head. Also, I guess the anime kid is not quite anime because he seems to have more then a couple frames of animation. His feminine appearance is just a distraction.

At the end of the video, the head guy wakes up and is in a room with a honeycomb wall. He's in a bed with some other anime guy who tells him to go back to sleep.

Ok, the lyrics seem to repeat, so what I'm gathering is this. Several times they say it's coming up, and then the refrain mentions that you have to hold it down, so the song is about vomit. I'm not sure what that has to do with DARE, but the lyrics aren't giving me much to work with.

So I guess the song is ok, if a bit lyrically deficient, but the music video packs two kinds of creepy together. Do they show it during Halloween, because it's appropriate for that kind of year. If it wasn't anime, I guess the animation is good because the kid is in 3d.



The awesome things about this video is the Speak N Spell and the Atari joysticks.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Music Video #5


Today's video is called Radiohead and is done by a band named Creep. Four minutes of creepiness.

It can be found here at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpblnsJEWM


Ok, just watched it. It seems that I got that backwards. "Creep" is the name of the song.

Anyway, the music video is nothing special. Just a band singing the song. The only notable thing that happens is when the refrain starts and there's a noticible cracking sound as the lights flash, as if lightning is striking.

By the way, there's something really familiar about this song.

Ok, thanks to youtube, I can cheat a little by looking for another music video. And my suspicions are confirmed. Radiohead had a washed out colors look and a crowd just gloomily nodding to the sad song. Somewhat like Smells Like Teen Spirit. This is grunge, baby! Or something similar. The lyrics I heard definitely had the "song to cut your wrists to" vibe to them.

Ok, so after listening to some of the lyrics closely, the singer is wishing that he wasn't a creep and sarcastically telling someone else how special he or she is. Singer is such a creep that he feels he doesn't belong here. Yeah, get off the stage and go back to your job at Wendy's!

The guy to the left has a feminine haircut. Or looks feminine because of his haircut. Just thought I poin that out.

I don't understand why people listen to depressing songs. If you're sad or depressed, why wallow in it? This kind of song just doesn't appeal to me.

The awesome thing about this song is that this music movement died and that I'm no longer a teen.



The Games I've Played #2

Recently I saw a music video starring David Bowie. That reminds me!

Today's game is named Omikron: The Nomad Soul. It was released for the Dreamcast.

I would like to add that there are spoilers.


I first saw this game in a store and played it briefly. You were some guy running around a screen with a few elevators that led to some apartments. The place had a cold, futuristic look to it. I forget what else I saw, but something about the game stood out, so when I got a Dreamcast I knew I had to get this game. Luckily Sega had just dumped the console and this game was 9 bucks.

Omikron starts off with a cop asking you, the player, to have your soul jump into his body. From there it seems like the game is an adventure game where you need to solve some crimes. You start off in some city that is heavily influenced by Blade Runner. There are giant fans everywhere. The city seems to be lit up mostly by street lights and ads for "Quanta Cola."

(This is preceded by a Bowie song called "New Angels of Promise", which I always liked.)

In Omikron people seem to have wrist bracelets that can call up cars that'll automatically drive you to your destination. You will usually see flying vehicles in the sky. There are lots of places

At first you seem to just be a cop who is dealing with a suspicious murder. When you go to your apartment, you meet your wife. You have the first conversation where you can pick multiple answers. Unfortunately, the game doesn't branch depending on what you say. Too bad. One of the rooms has a training simulator where you can learn about the games crummy fighting. Omikron, besides the usual adventure mode, also has a first person shooter mode and fighting mode. More on that later. After you talk to your wife, you can climb into bed with her. She climbs on top of you in one of the games racier moments, and... the camera cuts away. T rating, you see.

Anyway, you go to work and meet some suspect. She works for a whiney underground group straight out of The Matrix. They called themselves the Awakened, because those kind of people have to convince themselves that they are superior to the "sheeple." Unfortunately, in the context of this game they're right. You later find out that you are not hunting a person, but demons. And it gets worst, because the chief of police is a demon, feeding souls to some big demon. And even worst, he feeds the souls of dumb players. Like, say, you?

That element of the game always freaked me out a little. Maybe I'm easy to scare, but after I learned that fact I always felt like I had to beat the game one day no matter what. And I felt the same when I replayed it. It wasn't a matter of just beating the game; my soul was stuck in the Dreamcast! (And I went back for seconds.)


More later... I hope to give my full thoughts on this game. And add some pics, but just pics stolen from google image. For now, enjoy New Angels of Promise at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZAAW6Dxue4

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Anyway, after having sex with someone else's wife and checking out the mostly useless stores, you have to go to a grocery store (OF THE FUTURE!) to fight some bad guys. Here the game introduces the first person shooter thing. Unfortunately, it's not that great. Even worst, fps usually give me a headache. Maybe I don't like it because I suck at fpses, but I just don't think it works too well. I prefer the exploration of the dark, cold cities. I'm not a fan of fpses where you have to aim with one thing and move with something else. I prefer games like Goldeneye or Metroid Prime where you stop and aim. Because of this I'm usually a sitting duck. Worst yet, after you get pass the shootings, you are introduced to a fight. The fights in this game are awful. All I do is find out a couple moves and do them and hope I can outlast the opponent. The makers of this game can't be faulted for ambition, but they fell short in these two parts of the game.

So that leaves us with the adventure part, which is fortunately the best part. To me, Omikron was trying something where Grand Theft Auto 3 eventually succeeded. Omikron attempted to give you big cities to explore where you can find all kinds of things to do. Maybe I'm remembering the history of games wrong, but it seemed like a big step forward from the N64/PS generation. There's not too many things that's worth checking out, but this game does have stuff like videos, magazines, and a few interesting places to check out. In keeping with the cold futuristic theme, there's a few strip clubs. One of those places has one of those booths where you put a quarter in the machine and you watch a girl do stuff. Since it's a T rated game, and the graphics are better then previous generation but still primitive, you wonder why they would bother, except for atmosphere, I guess. Again, the game feels like an early try to be what the GTA3 series became.

After spending some time as a cop, you will eventually become a target of the police. As you escape from the first city, you get blown away by a robot. You get rescued as you find out that you have the ability to switch bodies, even after you die. You touch a bald-headed nurse and she's your first switch (unless you figure out how to switch before getting blown away.) I remember playing the game the first time and it seemed like I was a nurse for almost as long as the cop. Her bald head was annoying me for a while. It was around this time that I found this game's version of Zion. I think there was a quest where the whole poin was to hijack a sattelite so the Zion computer leader could broadcast a dumb message to tell everybody to wake up. Yeah, that'll work. What else is on?

As the game goes on, I think the cities grow less interesting. I would have actually liked to play a game where you're just a cop in a Blade Runner world doing things. The ability to morph into other people is an ok gimmick, but it doesn't let you do much. If you could steal a body and then pretend to be that person it would be interesting, but as far as I can tell, the most that changes is your stats (which I never paid attention to) and the apartment key you have. There aren't anymore wives in the game so the most you can do in an apartment is steal stuff and watch a holographic video or two. Seems like a wasted opportunity.

The game itself has some programming problems. There are many, many times where you'll run into some lag problems. I got stuck quite a few times, and buying hints in the game didn't help me. (I have an account at ign.com because of this. Gamefaqs only has a FAQ for people you can jump into.) When you jump into water, there's a very noticible pause as the game switches control schemes. The graphics are ok from a distant, but like I said earlier, too primitive for it's ambitions. People aren't detailed enough, like the David Bowie character. He deserves better as he sings "Survive."

Anyway, I thought I would say more, but my thoughts are jumbled right now and I'm having trouble finding a way to tie them all together. Let's just say that this was an interesting experiment that I wish was better. If there's a sequel, they'll probably release it for a system I don't have or plan to get.


Out of five stars, I give this game a ranking of: Coulda been a contender.


Oh, and say no to this guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=y9lQX3kAIGI

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Music Video #4


Today's video is by a band I've heard of but not really listened to. This is Cake's "I Will Survive", which is presumbably about a woman surviving a bad relationship. It lasts 4 and half minutes and can be found at this url:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10C68Gzd5GM


Oh. I just watched it and my litle joke is on me. This is Cake's version of the classic disco song, only un-disco'd.

Anyway the video seems to be about a cop with a beard, but he's just a meter maid...man, whatever, and he sings about some previous relationship while ignoring bank robberies. He eventually gives a ticket to a woman, presumbably the person he's singing about. A wedding takes place for some reason.

On second watch, it seems to be that the bride is the person he has the beef with. Also, the video is constantly showing crystal animals as a car ornament. There were lions and octopi.

The video seems to take place all over some big city. A very quiet one, though. It's like they had to get Cake's drummer and guitarist just to liven up a dead city.

When he gives the ticket to quite-possibly-his-ex-girlfriend, he totally makes her talk to his hand.

I'm not sure I get what the video is about. It's clear that the meter guy is sad and all, but why a meter guy? It could have been anything. Except for the crystal animals, the video seems like a missed opportunity. The song is a good version of the disco song, although I thought it was funny how he had to slow down and speak it at times.

The awesome part was at the end when they showed a crystal sword fish. Try to top that, crystal octopus!