Demo Fun #13

Today's Demo Fun is Seek and Destroy. It is by Triad, who have already appeared in a DF. They did a ton of demos so it's no surprise.

We start with a warning.



Wow, this demo is TOO HOT TO HANDLE! And I doubt Lucifer really made this demo. He's too busy drawing every cell of anime ever made.

When we push the space bar we get to our proper demo.



Our text is rather large for the screen, so we can only see about five letters at a time. I don't understand why these guys choose to do something like this, but I'm just the idiot writing a dumb blog and they're the programmers who make these things.

Welcome to our first Seek and Destroy demonstration from T R I A D!!

Given the large font, I think they spelled out demonstration just to be asses. Lucifer Technologies Unlimited 3000 is thanked. Next he mentions that he's the master of darkness and death. Yeah, I know already. You're also the king of lies. Get over yourself and get on with it.

Lucifer tells us that one reason to make this demo is to show how much he hates someone in "this dirty SCC loving country." SCC stands for Swedish Cracking Crew, so I guess Lucifer considers Sweden his home town. I never trusted Europe. We hear a story about the dark time in Hackerdom.

Once upon a time it was a darkness, it was a world of SCC and everything was just dirty and homo. And out from the darkness cames TRIAD. The real intelligent and normal humans. The only resistants we meet on this earth is the dirty gang of necro-----rs called Swedish Cracking Crew (SCC).

The man (or men) that Lucifer hates most is ZZAPP. Lucy says that ZZAPP is part of a group called ----Games and mocks his animation. Then he says something that I can't even make out. I guess it's hard to understand what pure evil thinks, so I'll just type it.

SCC say TRIAD only crack and spread old cracks, but SCC hasn't got the crack before we spread it'? (Bad guys.)

Lucifer follows whatever this was by poining out that SCC has too much necro-parties at the graveyard. Being that it's Europe, that doesn't surprise me. Lucifer suggests that if you get a disk from SCC, think if it has AIDS and a number of other sexual diseases. Classy, that devil is. He reminds us that we should wash the disk twice.

Lucifer goes on to talk about a program on the disk called "input." Lucifer uses his huge evil knowledge to guess that the program took 10 minutes to program on their "sick" computers. After nearly dying because of SCC's bad comments and "synth phrases", he swifted off Ixion's computer and cleaned it with aceton and vodka. He calls it Absolut after drinking it.

In the next Seek and Destroy demo Lucifer promises that you'll see ZZAPP be eaten alive. Lucifer mentions that he had help with Stormlord, who thinks ZZAPP brought shame to the name SCC.

There's a message to SCC.

"Die with your babie pants on!!! ---- off and die!"

If you push the space bar again, we get to see the Seek & Destroy.





Now let that be a lesson to future hackers and demo makers. Don't screw with the top spreaders!



Stats:

Date - Sometime in the eighties.
Scrolling text - Interlaced
Font - black, white, grey, and a fourth of the screen large
Europeans - Yep
Bragging about Accomplishments - Nope
Putting other hackers down - I would have to say yes.
Listing a ton of other nerds - Nope. Too busy seeking and destroying
Harsh language - Several cusses of the f variety
Song - 4/10