This Week In Entertainment (3/14/11)

My Pick of the Week is this DVD of Gamera vs Zigra, paired with another Gamera movie. Why? Because it's a slow week. It's the Gamera movie where...I don't know.


Because John Goodman is hefty, you see.


Pfft, every century thinks that theirs is the best.

Man, Snoop must have run out of money when he made this.

I bet you they put both triumphs and tragedies on both DVDs so you can't avoid either. Jerks.

I'm not saying you shouldn't watch these because you should for historical purposes. But you might want to hide them afterwards. People might misunderstand.

Because her one music video where she tried to kill her boyfriend was the most accurate look on women I've ever seen. No, I don't have issues!

Go Destroyers!

Ever here of the UFL? It's all we got if you don't count Arena Football (which is still around even though I thought it folded.)

Anyway, go league that I wouldn't have heard of if the NFL didn't have its current problems!

The NFLPA Dispands

And as a Redskins fan, I'm not angry about possibly losing a season. In fact, we're 2 for 2 winning the Super Bowl during strike seasons.


Edit: Funny, that was suppose to be a gif file. Oh well.

Revenge of Nadine

The epilogue to the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review, as well as Red Letter Media's Star Wars Prequel films, is up at their webzone.

Call me crazy, but there was something sweet about the "Go get him, Tiger!" line at the end. At least Red Letter Media can make me feel more for a crazed killer and a revenge-seeking hooker more than Lucas could make me feel for Luke Skywalker's parents.

This Week In Entertainment (3/7/11)

My Pick of the first third of 2011 is Mystery Science Theater Volume XX. It's an all-Joel edition. The episodes included are Project Moonbase, Master Ninja 1, Master Ninja 2, and The Magic Voyage of Sinbad.


Also out this week is this summary of Super Bowl XLV. I hope it includes several angles of Big Ben's pick six.

The Game Show Network is going to revive Whose Line is it Anyway?, so why not prepare for that by picking up this copy of a live show by stars Colin Mocherie and Brad Sherwood.

Grover is Jewish. Who knew?

Despite what conspiracy theorists tell you, these things actually happened.

I assume the story goes, "I was too drunk and I missed the bus that exploded" but I don't know how you make a movie or documentary about that.

The Indian Three Stooges! I assume. Maybe they'll do the Maharaja routine.


In theaters we get the Twilight-ification of Little Red Riding Hood. You stink, 12 year old girls. (Or any woman who still acts like they're that age.)

Mars Needs Moms. Doesn't that title sounds like something that would be released straight to video? Well, it is March.

As bad as Mars Needs Moms sound, at least it doesn't look like a big budget movie that's about to flop this month.

Ever notice that colleges don't really teach anything and is more concerned with entertaining its unchaperoned crowd? Just asking.


In vidya game news, Pokemon Black and White was released today. I can't wait for the terrible race jokes this game will get.

Hey look, a baseball game for the Wii. Do they still do the motion controls thing anymore?

Simpsons Tall Tales

is still my least favorite episode.

Ever.

I had to share.

Ways to thank Tork.

One way you could show your appreciation to the guy who writes this blog is a 200 thousand dollar ticket to go on a space plane.


Hey, I'll always have something to brag about if I survive.