Tork's the 1 Percent!!!!!!!!

Check out this old TftD reply!

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Tork: You're killing me off!!! But I'm the most popular character!!

PM: Actually I did a poll. You rank behind 42, the cow, h_wood, and IamWritersBlock. The "pleh" incident cost you at least a percentage point.

Tork: Leaving me with...?

PM: 1 percent...if you round up...liberally.

Tork: ...1 percent? 1 PERCENT!!! ... All right!! I'm number one! I'm number one!

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I knew it! Stop oppressing me oppressor!

Can Hummus Change Your Life?

Pretend it did and get a free t-shirt!

I love to get free things and I found this site where all you have you to do is write some story about hummus to get a free shirt. I made up a story about helping my cousin plan her wedding reception. I said all my family members weren't into hummus so I was expecting a lot of bellyaching and moaning about seeing hummus on the table. But then a miracle happened! Everyone got turned onto garlic hummus! Now we are all healthier and happier people! Yay hummus!

So write your story about the joys of hummus and get a free tee. Then share them here. Let's see who can be the corniest, the most inspirational or the biggest fan of hummus.

Hands in the middle. One, Two, Three! GOOOOOO HUMMUS!!!!!!!

Is Tork who he says he is?

Are you now, or have you ever been a Nintendo whore, Torkel J. Torkensten?


I've recently uncovered a horrible secret. An online friend of mine, who claims to be a Nintenerd, has only played halfway through Super Mario 3, has never played Donkey Kong Country, and has yet to play his way through several of the modern era Zelda games.

Granted, I have never played Donkey Kong Country or any recent Zelda games....however, I've never claimed to be a Nintendo Whore.


So it's time Tork comes clean: I want a list of every major well known Nintendo game that you have yet to play, won't play, or only played partway through. I want to know what famous characters in Nintendo's history you're unfamilliar with (Mahy of the people on Brawl? I have no idea). And most importantly, what Pokemon would taste best and what wine should he be served with?

You want a challenge for your blog? You keep running out of ideas? Well here's one for ya....and if you don't accept, you're a commie!