Monday, April 30, 2007

April Non-Specific History Month: April Showers: The Concludening



My essay is about Pamela Anderson Lee, aka Pamela Lee Anderson. She is best known for her famous video that argued for family values, and there's more.

Pamela Anderson was born in British Columbia, Canada. She was originally thought to be the first baby born on the centennial for Canada, but this was untrue. Her parents were kicked out of her hometown for this scam they tried to pull.

After graduating from secondary school, Pamela was ready to challenge the world and get any job she wanted. However, it was the eighties, so she had to settle for fitness intructor. At the end of the eighties when people were beginning to realize how silly leg warmers looked, Pam caught a break. At a Canadian football game, the jumbo screen showed her. The crowd cheered, and this was the first recorded moment where anyone cared about Canadian football.

Pamela got a modeling career thanks to this. She even got to model for Playboy, but she later made an ill-advised decision to use "Ilicic" as her porno name. Despite that, she was a very popular Playmate. She decided to move to L.A. after she got the required dye and boob job.

She was first noticed by Americans when she got a recurring role in Home Improvement. This didn't last too long because of Tim Allen's grabbiness. She left the show to get a starring role on Baywatch. This was around the time where America was still superstitious about CPR, so this groundbreaking television show dispelled all the myths.

In the middle of the nineties Pam made Barbwire, the quasi-sequel to "Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy." The angel was thrown out so that the movie could focus on a Casablanca like setting. It failed, though, due to the lack of nudity compared to the former. Still, we can't blame the fine people of Gramercy Pictures for this blunder.

At the end of the nineties, Pamela starred in V.I.P., a title that is often censored in more conservative areas. After the show ended four seasons later, Pamela was worried that she was starting to get typecast. This was remedied when she got her roles in Stacked and Stripperella. She also was a behind the scenes nurse for Stan Lee, who clearly lost his mind around this poin.

Besides her work as an actress, Pamela is also known for her activism. Her biggest target has been KFC, which has been criticized for its cruelty to chickens. Pamela is now the best known person when it comes to the issue of the suffocation of poultry.

In conclusion, Pam's myspace is really pink.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay!!!!!!!!!1 Can't wait to see what May is about!

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