April Non-Specific History Month Essay #2: April Showers

My essay is about Sarah Michelle Gellar. She is best known for her role in The Grudge 2, which she was great in.

Sarah grew up in New York where she attended a couple of private schools. There she met her friend Melissa Joan Hart. There is no truth in the rumor that they are exactly the same person.

Sarah was first discovered by a talent agent when she was criticizing a McDonald cheeseburger. She was cast into the role of a Burger King lover, but was sued by McDonald's after she proclaimed that Ronald McDonald personally licked every burger. The suit was settled out of court, but Sarah was banned from eating food ever again.

One of her earliest roles was as some kid in a movie called "An Invasion of Privacy." This was an after school special about leaving your parents alone. Then Sarah went on to have a part in All My Children, because of the SGA rule that all actors have to appear on a soap opera at some poin.

During the nineties Sarah starred in her most memorable role, as Cici in Scream 2. This character was so popular that Sarah was eventually cast as Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The original plans were for Sarah to be killed in the first episode by the vampire Angel carrying a knife, but the show's creator is a moron. To make up for this, Sarah also starred in I Know What You Did Last Summer where her character had a similar fate to Cici.

Sarah continued to play the part of Buffy despite her disappoining character. Sarah was also a pain behind the set. During the fourth season of a show, an actress named Katharine Towne was going to play the part of a reoccuring villain, but Sarah forced the writers to kill her off because she feared that Katharine would become too popular.

Sarah later starred in Cruel Intentions. On the set is where she first met Michelle Trachtenberg.

Not too long after this Buffy was finally cancelled. This allowed Sarah to persue her life long dream, which was to star in remakes of Japan horror films. Her first film, The Grudge, was finally able to take advantage of Sarah's weird head.

Sarah also starred as Daphne in the Scooby Doo movies. This gave her the opportunity show off her acting range as she got to stand around and put her hands on her hips. She also got to be the girlfriend of her real life husband while making out with the costar who played Velma. Sarah somehow avoided being a druggee while on the set of these movies.

Sarah has recently done voice work for TMNT and Happily N'Ever After. This is because in the future, all movies will eventually be animated, so Sarah is bright enough to start early.

In conclusion, in order to get an acting career it helps to have people constantly mention your middle name.