Demo Fun #8

Today's demo is "No Kidding" and can be found at the usual place.

We start on a dull grey screen with some black text. The demo was made by Dutch USA Team. Underneath, there's a sentence that says

We must be serious this time, we have a problem...

The text starts to scroll underneath. "Hi there all you guys," it starts. Hi, what's wrong? The author identifies himself as MC. He and his team is called "The Great USA Team." I thought they were Dutch. What are they trying to pull here?

The Great USA/Dutch Team still has a problem ; somebody else in Germany is using their name! You know, I never trusted those guys. MC doesn't think it's a coincidence, and you know, I agree. It's not like great, USA, and team are common words. I smell a conspiracy. MC tells us that the name was already his since 1984! Those Communazi bastards!

So MC lays his cards on the table.

We'll get very rude!!!

YEAH! YOU TELL THOSE THEIVING BASTARDS, MC! But first, MC wants to tell us where the 'musix' comes from.

After a big ellipse, MC says hey to the guys in Flensburg. You hear that, Karl? You're going down! MC asks why the theft took place and announces that he's angry. I'd feel sorry for the fakers but they brought this on to themselves. MC rants on that there are some people who even greet them! Damn, I'd hate to review a demo where a long list of nerds include "The (Fake, Tee hee!) Great USA Team". As MC poins out, these jerks are trying to get famous of The Real TGUSAT's hard work.

Like MC poins out, clearly this criminal stuff is happening because TGUSAT's products are so "ace". Then MC sums it all up.

...and then they say, "look, we made this" (but we did)

MC finally loses it and says the f word at the German crooks. They had it coming! MC screams at them to change their names because TGUSAT is the first, they are worst. TGUSAT is the first and will be the last. MC announces that until the fakers are destroyed or they change their name, TGUSAT will now be known as The Dutch USA Team. MC then threatens his enemies to change their names or they won't be allowed to greet him in their demos. TGUSAT/TDUSAT is known for all "USA No Border Demos", "+..." demos, and all the musix by MC. And that's not all! Some products are stunning!

MC hopes everything will be solved quick, and promises to all good hackers that his team will still make demos. He mentions his friend Honey of 1001 and mentions his/her picture from a demo called Suburbia. Also, we learn that a guy name MAD (Mr. Mad?) whose work sounds fab!!! However, MAD uses a lot of memory, which puzzles MC.

Suddenly, MC brightens up and screams "YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" MC is once again working on his musix routines but this time he's writing everything down before he makes a piece of non working spaghetti code. Good for him. Shows that he's learning. MC says in paranthesis that he just wants to be independant. Apparently the eighties were the decade of spaghetti code. That's why graphics sucked so bad. MC is also working on a game.

What about a greeting list?

About damn time! TDUSAT greets: 1001 Crew, New Stars, All Flashers, Dynamic Duo, TMC, TMR, BAM, (all computer musicians including MAD), All at CNET, Jazzcat.

MC says good bye, except for the ****ers at Germany. MC threatens again that he may have to get real rude!!!

Change your name! No kidding! We hate u!

MC uses some more rude but understandable language and tells the German team to learn proper English. It would all be real easy if they just changed their name, and MC thanx them if they do. MC is too nice.

Before MC goes, he mentions that there is a bug in his program, "Soundrelocater." Long story short, one of the bytes is screwed up. Our author also asks the German team to look up his older demos so they can find his address.






Stats:

Date - Sometime in the eighties.
Scrolling text - Standard
Font - Flashing between white, orange, and yellow
Europeans - Yep.
Bragging about Accomplishments - Yep.
Putting other hackers down - Putting down theives!
Listing a ton of other nerds - Yep.
Harsh language - Four cusswords of the f variety.
Song - 4/10