Friday, March 16, 2007

OPEN THREAD!

Since I won't be here tomorrow to make an update, this post is here for general comments. Don't be shy!

44 comments:

Lita said...

Everybody who reads your blog already communicate to each other through email, chat room, and message board on a regular, if not daily, basis. What exactly do you expect us to say here?

wurwolf said...

TORRK IS A BIG POOPY HEAD!

Oh wait... I've said that elsewhere. Never mind.

Anonymous said...

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wurwolf said...

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Lita said...

The Sony PS3 away undarsold what they expected. It's getting ckilled by the wii and the 320w87t50.

wurwolf said...

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Lita said...

The PS3 way iunderstold what sony expected. IT's geting killed by the wii and the 3857q25560.

Lita said...

Oh. It posted.

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Lita said...

Hey my pizzahys dune!

Anonymous said...

/me laughs at Tork's boy teeth.

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Anonymous said...

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wurwolf said...

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wurwolf said...

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Lita said...

Tork tolld me on the pyhone he diedn's even go to erehobotyh beach. Tork is a fruat.

Lita said...

That's "fraud." Not "fruit."

Lita said...

/me picks the onions and green peppser of her pizzy

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Anonymous said...

[Lita]: picks the onions and green peppser of her pizzy

You dirty girl!

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Tork <3 Earthbound

Anonymous said...

/me watches dumb anime. I hate anime. This one is about a lesbian vampire chick in middle school who ahs no idea she;s a vampire but is way sure she likes lesbians.

Weird.

How does that all work?

Lita said...

I keepp dropping olives in myt slap.

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wurwolf said...

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Anonymous said...

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Ingredients
12 oz Crayfish
2 tb Vinegar
1 1/2 tsp Lemon Juice
1/4 tsp Salt
1/8 tsp Mustard; Dry
1 Pepper; Dash Of
1/4 c Onion; Thinly Sliced,1 small
1 Clove Garlic; Halved
3 tb Vegetable Oil
1 Jalapeno Pepper; Pickled
2 Avocados; Halved & Seeded
1/2 c Tomato; Chopped, 1 Medium

Instructions

Remove seeds from the Jalapeno pepper and cut into strips. In a bowl combine vinegar, lemon juice, salt, mustard and pepper and set aside. In a medium skillet, cook the crayfish, half of the onion slices and the garlic in hot oil over medium-high heat for 4 to 5 minutes, or just until crayfish are done, stirring occasionally. Remove onion and garlic with a slotted spoon and discard. Add crayfish and the remaining oil to the vinegar mixture in the bowl, along with remaining onion slices and the jalapeno pepper. Cover and chill for several
hours or overnight, stirring occasionally. To Serve: Lift the crayfish, onion slices and jalapeno pepper from the marinade and spoon into the avocado halves. Sprinkle with the chopped tomato and drizzle some of the remaining marinade over all.

Then drop in Lita's slap.

Lita said...

What's the sifference betwenn a gcrayfish and a crawdad and a shrip?

Anonymous said...

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And lesbian vampires are dumb.

wurwolf said...

Lesbian vampire!s! AWRESOMEW

Anonymous said...

Crazy Delaware Laws
>In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are form-fitting around the waist. Oh crap. I hope you don't have Lita's naughty pants thing going on.

wurwolf said...

TORRK GET YOUR PASNTS UNDER COMTRONL! do it! DO IT!

Anonymous said...

More Delaware Laws:

"Lowes Crossroads: It is a violation of the local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane."

Damn what strict bastards they are down there! How can they live in this oppression.

Lita said...

Should I eat my last two pices fo pizza adn get fat, ro not eat them and stay not as fat as I'd get if I ate ehtme?

Lita said...

Bravo boutht TwoP. How is TwoP still ginna tell me Top Design sucks if Brovo owns tem?

Anonymous said...

Yet More

"In Rehoboth changing into or out of a swimsuit in a public restroom is prohibited. "

Remember Tork, change into your swimsuit right out on teh beach. You don't want to get caught doing it in private.

wurwolf said...

Damit if I want to sditck and ice cream cume in my pckiet@! I should be allowe dto@! ICE CREAM CONE IN MY PCKET!

haw

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Anonymous said...

PEEK!

Anonymous said...

/me plays loud music

WAKE UP, DRUNKEES!!!!

You're wasting the day away, sleeping off your hangovers. :op

(:oD)

wurwolf said...

OW

PM, stop it.

Anonymous said...

*groans*

Lita said...

I feel great. FLINTSTONES VITAMINS FOR ALL!!!

The Mickey said...

You know, I came here the other day to comment but I was too tired so I didn't


But I was gonna say the word verification was "bakake" so it's like backache, and that's pretty cool.