My essay is about Liam Neeson. He is best known for the off-screen mention of his character in Revenge of the Sith.
Before he became an actor, Liam worked as a truck driver and a forklift operator, ole. This shows nothing important. He wanted to be a teacher at first, but people thought that slamming his lightsabre down on a student's desk was inappropriate. So he went on to acting.
Liam probably had a breakout role at some poin. After that, he starred as Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List. Director Spielberg made the movie because he knew that he could get a magazine to print the title, "An Oscar of Oskar?" Liam lost when the people who vote for Oscars learned that Oskar was a Nazi moments before the actual vote. At that poin they removed his name from the hat.
Liam was known for asking people really perverted questions, so what better role for him then to be the star of Kinsey. Here he played a guy who had to fight against his arch-nemesises, Masters and Johnson and their (air quotes) "precious science."
Liam is well known among fan boys for starring in the first episode of the Star Wars other trilogy. He became a fan favorite when he refused to make eye contact with Jar Jar. He also starred in a Batman movie as some villian who has a name that only nerds can remember.
Liam did the voice of a lion that's Christ-like, which shows how blasphemist he can be. One of his upcoming movies is about how one of our most famous presidents kept the country together by riding around on a big wheel.
Since Liam is Irish, he must drink a lot. At one poin he was a boxer, which proves he could fight. He is, however, not a part of the huge Catholic Conspiracy that doesn't exist.
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