Music Video #27

Today's video is about a band who has a good eye for blondes. Fatboy Slim presents "Weapon of Choice", which lasts for four minutes.

Hey, this video stars Christopher Walkin, best known for falling off the Golden Gate Bridge. He'll be our president in 2009. Here he's in a giant office building and dancing his butt off.

The video starts with Walkin sitting in a chair looking old and tired. Fourty seconds the music starts to play, and Walkin starts busting a move. Seriously, I'd vote for him right now. He would throw Ahmadinejad right into Jong-Il and they would both explode. On his first day of office. The singer talks about his new weapons of choice. I'm guessing this weapon is dancing. Maybe that's his plan for diplomacy. "Speak softly, and DANCE!"

There's a part where Walkin does a cartwheel. I was going to say it wasn't him, but of course it was. He's too awesome to hire a stunt person.

He starts dancing in front a mirrored hallway. WOW, it's like a bunch of Walkin clones dancing it up! Four more Walkins equals four more years!

Next up we see where Walkin stands on the issues. The song talks about how Walkin can go with this or that. Walkin makes a choice to go into an elevator and sticks to it. That's how great a leader he is.

Suddenly, just to prove how awesome he is, he jumps off a ledge and starts flying. Damn the 22nd Ammendment! Our country needs this guy! The lyrics seems to talk about drugs at this poin, or maybe I'm taking "organically grown" too seriously. Walkin finishes the one and only campaign commercial he needs to do by floating in front of large painting with several boats on it before flying towards the camera.

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