Today is the most exciting day of the year, the day for which all little children have been taught to pray. In honor of this momentous occasion, I GISed "Tork birthday" and this is one of the things GIS chose to show me.
I like to defer to GIS's wisdom in this choice, as the url not only includes the word "Tork" but also "geek". No "birthday", though. Huh.
Anyway, it's time for joy and merriment! What will you be doing to celebrate Torrk's birthday?
33 comments:
Happy Birthday, Tork!!!!
You can eat the cake off my toes if you like.
And you know you like!!!
Rimmi, Torrk is stepping out on you with some cute blonde chick that he linked in the chat last night. Just thought you should know.
Since you're extremely distraught by this news I'll just go ahead and start comforting you with the warmth of my bosom.
Okay. Tork doesn't have bosoms anyway.
/me goes to wurwolf!
/me comforts Rimmi!
Nyah nyah, Torrk, your fiancee wants my bosoms!
Tork can make this up to me by bringing Adam Busch to my house.
Uh oh.... this is going to turn into an Adam Busch/Colin Meloy extravaganza, I just know it.
No room for Nuveena, though.
A haiku for Tork:
You love Nuveena
But she is not here. I am.
Get me some damn cake!
That haiku is awesome. I applaud you, Rimmi.
Here's another:
Thank you much, wurwolf.
Tork's blog needs much more culture.
I still want some cake!
I screwed up my first haiku I ever wrote, so here is the corrected version:
This is what I think:
Tork's blog needs more naked chicks,
Fewer lame nerd posts.
Then take off your shirt,
Shake what your mama gave you,
Tork will be much pleased.
Torrk is too creepy!
I am not comfortable
With the way he stares.
He should earn a look.
Tork should do a 9:15.
Then he can stare lots!
Remember when he
Did a 10:10? He split his
Pants and we cracked up.
Tork's a hooligan
With a very silly head
And I saw his butt.
I'll bet Torrk takes a
Million pictures today to
Post on this dumb blog.
Pictures of him in
Hershey's Park would be so cute
Don't you think, wurwolf?
He always towers
Over his sister's teeny
Tiny Asian friend.
SHENANIGANS!
YOU SHENANIGANIZERS YOU!!!!11!!!1!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TORRK!
That line is five syllables
Exactly! Wowo!
Mr. Car Keys! Please
Answer in the form of a
Haiku or shut up.
Hope you had a great
Birthday Tork. Hey, did you get
A sexy spanking?
Wurwolf's intelect
Shown when bashing Tork's asian
Future Bro In Law
How small you will feel
When you know he is his boss
Oh Teeny Indeed
It's all cool though since
Tork's humor runs in the fam'
"Dork" is genetic
This is his sister
Looking for Hershey photos
Here to say "Eat it"
Seriously, all this gave me a giggle today. Chris would laugh too and though shorter then myself, he is the tallest of his family. His ADA NYC sister is under 5 feet. She can barely see over the wheen when she drives the cop car.
Also, anything you hear about me from Tork isn't true unless it is embarrassing. I can't rag on him or else a youtube of me and tree bark is going up for the world to enjoy. :(
Keep up the good work. :)
Shutup, wirolf, you
T-Dog's going to be pissed
when he gets back here
Hee hee!
Wirolf!
WOWO! Another internet celebrity sighting! It's Torrk's sister!
A haiku for Torrk's sister:
My husband is a
Tiny Asian man as well.
He's Filipino.
And Mr. Crackey, you eat it!
Your pal,
Wirolf
Robo Pimp Daddy
Laughs at wirolf a lot. Haw!
Mickey is silly!
Tork, did you kiss your
Kitties today? Right on their
fuzzy, little heads?
Pharaoh Mobius
was once Tork's arch-enemy.
'til Tork poined at him.
That last one was lame.
Tomorrow I'll try again.
It will be better!
Okay, now for the better haiku:
Happy birthday, Tork.
Yes, I'm a few days late here.
Tough cookies, haw haw.
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